Entertainment jokes
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
AOT > ur fav anime.
Memes
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?