Entertainment jokes
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Puzzle
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"