Entertainment jokes
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Viggie tickles.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
A treatment joke.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"