Entertainment jokes
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Memes
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Yo mama so fat,
xbox
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.