Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
The worst joke is no joke ;)
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar.
An hour or so goes by, then the new flame says, "I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice, food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there?"
His friend says "OK, watch this." He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool, pulls down his zipper, and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin, cleaned himself, pulled up his zipper, then jumped back to his chair.
He walked back to his new gay friend and said, "What do you think of that?"
"MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that!" His squeeze said, "Wanna give it a try?"
"I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
Funni.
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!