Entertainment jokes
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Memes
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Guess!!!!?
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.