Entertainment jokes
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Drake.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.