Entertainment jokes
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.