Jam jokes
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
I like peanut butter and honey.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.