Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
Why was the giraffe 🦒 late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
I like peanut 🥜 butter 🧈 and honey 🍯
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in TRAFFIC?
A cypher-circle
Your mama so fat she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
what's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into someone's pants
All the traffic stoping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s.
THAT
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon? Because there's no space jam
What stresses a baby strawberry out? When its mom is in a jam.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road? It went with the traffic jam.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE”
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
