Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
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Rocks :
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.