John Toberty is not funny.
Entertainment Jokes
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Skeppy is the joke.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
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Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Viggie tickles.