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What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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