Entertainment jokes
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Skeppy is the joke.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Any more song suggestions?
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Wow, no SP jokes?
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.