Entertainment jokes
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Worst joke.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes! Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Awesome, amazing game!
What is fun? Everyone.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."