Entertainment jokes
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.