Entertainment jokes

What’s better than Ted Danson?

Ted singing and Danson!

What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the “no-bell” prize.

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

Skeppy is the joke.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

AOT > ur fav anime.

Why do you play Call of Duty?

I actually don't know.

What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

"Daddy's Home."

Any more song suggestions?

Wow, no SP jokes?

MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!

What's an emo kid's favorite movie?

Suicide Squad.

This video got me on the ground. 😂

Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA

If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

Why was the PUBG player sad?

Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.