Entertainment jokes
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Memes
An unpleasant pause.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.