Entertainment jokes
Wow, no SP jokes?
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
John Toberty is not funny.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Skeppy is the joke.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
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Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.