Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.