Entertainment jokes
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.