Entertainment jokes

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

What did the magician do as a trick in his show?

Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!

Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

To drop some WORDPLAY!

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.

What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

One has more channels.

Why did the cow cross the road?

To go to the Mooovies.

The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂

What if little Johnny was doing drugs?

"Johnny, Johnny?"

"Yes, Papa?"

"Eating sugar?"

"No, Papa..."

The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄

I like Fortnite.

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.

What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?

A sex-a-phone.

I'm bored. Anybody wanna chat?