Entertainment jokes
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer? A: Flanders Red Ale.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
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What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
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A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"