Entertainment jokes
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
A treatment joke.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What is this joke?
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.