Entertainment jokes
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Memes
An unpleasant pause.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
Watch my videos and find out!!! 🤸♀️🕯📷💰😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!