Entertainment jokes
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Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Guess!!!!?
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!