Entertainment jokes
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Skeppy is the joke.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Memes
An unpleasant pause.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.