Tell who we are.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
