Entertainment jokes
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Drake.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.