Entertainment jokes

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."

Niall Devine, clown.

What do you call a movie about an orphan?

The Bat Man.

Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

El/11: Ego, My Lego.

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?

The show was called "Family Feud."

Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?

Poop Logg.

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

Orphans don't like "Family Feud."

"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

What music does a balloon listen to?

Pop music.