Entertainment jokes

What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.

What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?

Poop Logg.

What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^

Stig

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid

Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.

Tell it to your parents and friends!

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.

Haway Five O.

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!

Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.