Entertainment jokes
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Magitat?
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.