Entertainment jokes
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Memes
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Drake.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.