Entertainment jokes
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia. So I ended up doing the YMCA.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Five nights at tyler’s
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Man, that's funny!
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"