Entertainment jokes
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
I love rap!
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”