Entertainment jokes

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."

Niall Devine, clown.

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

DJ Croos joke.

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^

What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?

He won the "no bell" prize.

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

Orphans don't like "Family Feud."

"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

Stig

The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid

Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.