Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians
And they created The Green Party
your hairline is so ugly I thought you were Shrek
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
What does shrek and onions have in common?
* L A Y E R S *
what did the skeleton say to shrek? jump on me I can have two layers of skin to
Roses are red, Violets are blue, u look like shrek, and u make me peck
Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at shrek
Shrek yells at donkey Fiona yells stop yelling at the ass
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
your mom is so ugly even shrek ran away from her
LLB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land cos Shrek likes to poop
Shrek- should I pull the trap
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
LBB- why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys Mummy
His mom- Maybe because your the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus- should’ve been better Little Bear
LLB -help Mummy he’s the Scratchy monster
Shrek- just kidding it’s not Krampus but indeeds Me and Black Donkey instead, and were going to poop on your floor
Duggie- hopefully Marvins doesn’t see us and by the way want some purplish koolaid
*shrek* Bend ogre
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
