Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians
And they created The Green Party
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Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
What does shrek and onions have in common?
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what did the skeleton say to shrek? jump on me I can have two layers of skin to
Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at shrek
Roses are red, Violets are blue, u look like shrek, and u make me peck
Shrek yells at donkey Fiona yells stop yelling at the ass
Me: Know one likes shrek he is just a fat green guy friend hey stop talking about me
Whats green and furry Fiona from Shrek
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*shrek* Bend ogre
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
