Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
First (DYM 68).
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Checkout (DYM 104).
said (DYM 107)
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
rocked (DYM 136)
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
