Entertainment jokes
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Doin (DYM 41).
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
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I'm Pickle Rick!
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
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Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.