Entertainment jokes
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
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What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.