Entertainment jokes
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A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
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"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.