Entertainment jokes
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
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Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
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