Entertainment jokes
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A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
pornhub.com
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.