Entertainment jokes
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Memes
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Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!