Entertainment jokes
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
Memes
pornhub.com
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.