Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Memes

Nun

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

Orphan

Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?

Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.

Titanic

My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.

Orphan

Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.

City

Look! An ancient African city!

From the makers of Timbukone...

Band

What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.