Flash

Flash Jokes

Rave

How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.

Freedom

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

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  • Epilepsy

    How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

    He saw flashing lights.

    Irony

    I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

    Memes

    Mind

    Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?

    "Never mind, it's too fast."

    Dick

    "My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.

    Nun

    Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.

    A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.

    Glass

    In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

    Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

    Woman

    Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.

    The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.

    Priest

    What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?

    They can both flash.

    America

    What's the difference between America and a flash drive?

    One is USA and the other is USB! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Drink

    One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"

    Line

    Why does Ezra Millerโ€™s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ainโ€™t straight.

    Superman

    Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."