Flash jokes

How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.

What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.

Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?

"Never mind, it's too fast."

"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.

Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.

A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.

How do you make epileptic kids dance?

Throw a flash bang in their room.

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.

The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?

They can both flash.

What's the difference between America and a flash drive?

One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂

One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."