How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
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How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind you!
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What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The flash.
Wanna hear a joke about the flash? "Never mind it's too fast"
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church. A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke but the third nun, her arm was too short.
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"My dick fell off in the shower" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your Weiner little one?' He says chuckling lightly.
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them. The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach
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I'd make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
What's the difference between America and a flash drive? One is USA and the other is USB 😂😂😂
One time little Johnny was watching tiktok and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly,so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework and when he was done he saw a spill on the table,he went to the sink to grab a cloth but when he came back it was gone.He went to his mom's room and saw a drank with the lable daddy's drank so he drunk it and said it's daddy's he wont mind and all day he was like the flash so he went back turned the bottle around and it said speedy and then he said OH GREAT HEVANS.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
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