Entertainment jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.