Entertainment jokes

What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

This is an a-maze-ing joke!

Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.

My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.

A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈

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Q: What movie do orphans hate?

A: Fatherhood.

What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

Why don't orphans watch TV?

Because of "Family Guy."

What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?

Fuller House😂

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!

What is an orphan's hated movie line?

E.T. phone home.

Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.

How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.

What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?

Johnny in debt.

Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.