What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Kidloland
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
