Entertainment jokes
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
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Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
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What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Family Guy funny moments.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
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What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.