Entertainment jokes
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Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
First (DYM 68).
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.