Entertainment jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂