Entertainment jokes
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What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Memes
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.