Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Entertainment Jokes
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Family Guy funny moments.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
