The joke about is stupid.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Wish jokers.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.