Entertainment jokes

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.

What's red and shaped like a bucket?

Trisha Paytas

Me, haha, I'm the joke.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

PORNHUB

A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.

Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?

Because they are Parental Guidance.

What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?

Rhyme-Apple.

How does a rapper keep track of time?

With his rhyming watch!

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.

What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.

Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."

This is a joke. Laugh!

*insert a joke here*

I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.

Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.

Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.

What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.