Entertainment jokes
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.