Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.