So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying "This isn't working". I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine
What is a Mexicans favorite move in a video game? Wall jumping
when you forget the pinata at the birthday party. kids: Aww man. but the emo kid just hung himself. kids:Yaaaaayyy. Parents: Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way
me haha im the joke
we're talking the orphans to the movies we are watching spiderman no way home
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I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair? Hot wheels
bro living is so expensive and im not even having fun doing it or getting my moneys worth
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the isle.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids company.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird.:https://terrorist.group/
what is an orphans dads job a magician because he makes him self disappear.
Hello *everyone now question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator
What is an orphans least favorite movie.. Home
