How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
