Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Entertainment Jokes
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
