Entertainment jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.