Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon – from a landline.

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it’s not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball – and caught 'em all.

Why don’t you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.

What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash’s ashes.

Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.

Weedle make you high.

What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?

Pokemon

What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? “Ash”

What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.

How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus? - Pokemon

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop… to buy a Big Mac.

Let me lickitung until you squirtle.

Guys, I’m sorry about these bad puns. I should’ve kept my big meowth shut.

I F...ED A POKEMON THE OTHER DAY. IT IS DEAD NOW