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Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it’s not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon – from a landline.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball – and caught 'em all.

Why don’t you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.

What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?

Brockoli

how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash’s ashes.

Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.

Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon…

He’d always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing “Who’s that Pokémon” next to all of the chalk outlines

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.

have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy

rhydon deez nuts

What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?

Pokemon

Weedle make you high.

What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? “Ash”

What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop… to buy a Big Mac.

How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus? - Pokemon

Let me lickitung until you squirtle.

Out of the way i need to caterpee

Guys, I’m sorry about these bad puns. I should’ve kept my big meowth shut.

I F...ED A POKEMON THE OTHER DAY. IT IS DEAD NOW