A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
Pokémon Jokes
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
