Pokémon Jokes

A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon" next to all of the chalk outlines

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.

have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy

rhydon deez nuts

What do you call a Pirate Pokemon? Arrrrrr-ceus!

Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...

He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball -- and caught 'em all.

What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?

Brockoli

What pokemon is always disappointed wynaut

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!

What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap

Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.

Pokemon:What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go? He said “Wynaut.”

Pokemon:Are you a Flareon? Why? Because you’re a sexy fox.

Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most? GOALduck.