Pokémon Jokes

BoomkittyFX

A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing “Who’s that Pokémon” next to all of the chalk outlines

Anonymous

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

Anonymous

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon – from a landline.

Ally

What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash’s ashes.

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in Ball

have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy

rhydon deez nuts

SobblePokemon

Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon…

He’d always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

Anonymous

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball – and caught 'em all.

No
in Puns

What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?

Brockoli

TheRiotHouse

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it’s not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!

Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.

Anonymous
in Puns

What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokèmon snap

Anonymous

Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes. What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers? Mr. Mime! [Most liked joke in worldwide]

What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast? A Slow-poke.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a gol-bat.

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Pokemon Jokes!

What do you do when your Loudred evolves? Buy more earplugs!

Pokemon:Why was Hypno so energetic? He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.

What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon? “Kakuna Rattata!”