A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing “Who’s that Pokémon” next to all of the chalk outlines

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon – from a landline.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball – and caught 'em all.

Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon…

He’d always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash’s ashes.

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it’s not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?

Brockoli

Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.

What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokèmon snap

Why don’t you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.

how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!

I tried to catch yodeling but he evoled to yodingalig

have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy

rhydon deez nuts

What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don’t know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

Weedle make you high.

What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?

Pokemon

Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi” The bartender says “ sorry but in order to get takeout you have to know how to speak a foreign language” Poipole says “Pika!”