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Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it’s not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon – from a landline.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball – and caught 'em all.

What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?


Why don’t you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.

What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash’s ashes.

Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.

how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.

Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon…

He’d always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

Weedle make you high.

What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?


What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? “Ash”

What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop… to buy a Big Mac.

How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus? - Pokemon

Let me lickitung until you squirtle.

have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy

rhydon deez nuts

Out of the way i need to caterpee

Guys, I’m sorry about these bad puns. I should’ve kept my big meowth shut.