Man

BoomkittyFX

A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing “Who’s that Pokémon” next to all of the chalk outlines

Bad

SobblePokemon

Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon…

He’d always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

Chuck Norris

Anonymous

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon – from a landline.

Girlfriend

Anonymous

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

Em

Anonymous

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball – and caught 'em all.

Shower

TheRiotHouse

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it’s not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

Bus

Anonymous

how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!

Puns

No

What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?

Brockoli

Shower

Anonymous

Why don’t you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.

Floor

Ally

What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash’s ashes.

Bed

Anonymous

Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.

Puns

Anonymous

What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokèmon snap

Hand

Anonymous

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.

Catch

#Yodling sucks

I tried to catch yodeling but he evoled to yodingalig

Store

Anonymous

What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.

High

TheRiotHouse

Weedle make you high.

Touch

Anonymous

What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?

Pokemon

Need

Cringe

Out of the way i need to caterpee

Use

pencil776funny

why did the pikachu say pi?? he had to use the bathroom

Jamaican

Anonymous

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Pokemon!

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