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Man

BoomkittyFX

A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing “Who’s that Pokémon” next to all of the chalk outlines

Girlfriend

Anonymous

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

Chuck Norris

Anonymous

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon – from a landline.

Em

Anonymous

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball – and caught 'em all.

Bad

SobblePokemon

Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon…

He’d always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

Floor

Ally

What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash’s ashes.

Shower

TheRiotHouse

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it’s not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

Puns

No

What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?

Brockoli

Bed

Anonymous

Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.

Puns

Anonymous

What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokèmon snap

Shower

Anonymous

Why don’t you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.

Hand

Anonymous

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.

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Bus

Anonymous

how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!

Catch

#Yodling sucks

I tried to catch yodeling but he evoled to yodingalig

Nut

aborted fetus 911

have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy

rhydon deez nuts

Store

Anonymous

What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.

Roast

School Shooter Memes

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don’t know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

High

TheRiotHouse

Weedle make you high.

Touch

Anonymous

What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?

Pokemon

Bar

Kinetic Johnston

Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi” The bartender says “ sorry but in order to get takeout you have to know how to speak a foreign language” Poipole says “Pika!”

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