Pokémon jokes

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.

What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.

Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

There are different types of Pokémon.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

The types you can have.

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

What is Thanos's favorite video game?

Pokémon Snap.

Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?

GOALduck.

What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?

“Kakuna Rattata!”

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?

A Slowpoke.