Pokémon Jokes


A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing “Who’s that Pokémon” next to all of the chalk outlines


My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”


Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon – from a landline.


What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash’s ashes.

aborted fetus 911
in Ball

have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy

rhydon deez nuts


Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon…

He’d always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!


Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball – and caught 'em all.

in Puns

What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?



Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it’s not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!

Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.

in Puns

What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokèmon snap


Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes. What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers? Mr. Mime! [Most liked joke in worldwide]

What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast? A Slow-poke.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a gol-bat.

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Pokemon Jokes!

What do you do when your Loudred evolves? Buy more earplugs!

Pokemon:Why was Hypno so energetic? He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.

What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon? “Kakuna Rattata!”