Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it’s not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon…
He’d always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing “Who’s that Pokémon” next to all of the chalk outlines