Pokémon Jokes

Man

BoomkittyFX
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A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon" next to all of the chalk outlines

Girlfriend

Anonymous
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My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

Chuck Norris

Anonymous
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Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

Floor

Ally
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What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.

Ball

aborted fetus 911
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have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy

rhydon deez nuts

Bad

SobblePokemon
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Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...

He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

Chuck Norris

Anonymous
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Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball -- and caught 'em all.

Puns

No
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What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?

Brockoli

Disappointment

Anonymous
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What pokemon is always disappointed wynaut

Shower

TheRiotHouse
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Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

Milk

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What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!

Puns

Anonymous
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What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap

Bed

Anonymous
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Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.

Man

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I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go? He said “Wynaut.”