A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing “Who’s that Pokémon” next to all of the chalk outlines

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it’s not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon – from a landline.

Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon…

He’d always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball – and caught 'em all.

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!

What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?


Why don’t you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.

What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash’s ashes.

Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.

What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokèmon snap

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.

What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?


What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.

Weedle make you high.

Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi” The bartender says “ sorry but in order to get takeout you have to know how to speak a foreign language” Poipole says “Pika!”

Out of the way i need to caterpee

why did the pikachu say pi?? he had to use the bathroom

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?