A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon" next to all of the chalk outlines
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
What pokemon is always disappointed wynaut
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big meowth shut.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball -- and caught 'em all.
How is slavery different from Pokémon? There’s different types of Pokémon
Slavery is like Pokémon you gotta catch them all
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
How is slavery different from Pokémon? The types you can have
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What did the Pokémon say after having sex? My ball was sore
What’s the different between an orphan and Pikachu Pikachu I choose you
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast? A Slow-poke.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most? GOALduck.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
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I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go? He said “Wynaut.”
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon? “Kakuna Rattata!”
Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
