A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon" next to all of the chalk outlines
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball -- and caught 'em all.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What pokemon is always disappointed wynaut
What’s the different between an orphan and Pikachu Pikachu I choose you
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast? A Slow-poke.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
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What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon? “Kakuna Rattata!”
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most? GOALduck.
Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.
Weedle make you high.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi” The bartender says “ sorry but in order to get takeout you have to know how to speak a foreign language” Poipole says “Pika!”
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big meowth shut.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? Magic-cop!
