What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.