Entertainment jokes
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.