Context jokes
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
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You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Ryurhg.
I meant because.
picking (DYM 74)
Doin (DYM 5).