What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
I have two things i wanna say: 1. when ppl swear stop taking it so fucking literally. if someone calls u a bitch, they're not calling u a female dog. if they call u a cunt, they're not calling u a woman's private part, they r calling u either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby or something along those lines. ffs 2. wtf
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
picking (DYM 74)
I meant because.
Ryurhg.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
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What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
