Entertainment jokes
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.