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Parents: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage, Kid: why? Parents: so you don't get bored there
what dose a xbox/playstation and michhael jaxon have in common
kids turn them on
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What was the Orphan favorite TV show?
Full House
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What’s a emos favourite singer Slash
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos
How did Micheal Jackson die Because he danced like a zombie
What’s a depressed kids favourite game....hangman.
Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
what is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Why cant an Orphan be a Youtuber. Because most of the videos are Family-Friendly.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
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these jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative
name one person who would take a orphan micheal jackson so they can play all night
I was in Russia at a stand up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice though
