What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
Hears the news about Sandy Hook Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives… Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:… Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone’s breathing masks to laughing gas.
2 mums hook up! Their daughter comes in the room and says which ones the baby daddy? the “mum” points to the woman who was actually a man!