Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? You give them a Sandy Hook.
why is a pro fighter like a fisher
They both can throw a hook
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
what do both a hooker and a customer have in common, they come onto each other
I'm always hanging in there. Hanging on the wall
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
why fall harry out the boat because hes hooked!
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
Fishing is like sex when it is great it is great when it is not so great it is still great!
this ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap and in a few days he saw her again and he went up to her and said hey you gave me the clap and she said NO I DID NOT I sold it to ya
What kind a person will steal Captain Hook hook?
Answer: a hooker
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
Answers; at a second hand store
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friends house after hooking up. "Was it hung?" her friend asks. "No he was shot."
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
