Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Drake.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
