Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.