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Entertainment jokes

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

Why don't rappers ever gamble?

Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?

Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!

Why was the rapper always calm during performances?

Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!

What did the rapper say to the microphone?

"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.