Employment jokes

Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.

- I work with animals.

- Great! What job?

- A butcher.

My job is so amazing.

Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.

Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?

Because it's stable.

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance on the cliff, so I pushed her over because I lost my balance!

How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?

Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.

Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.

"Where did you learn to do bookkeeping?"

"Yale."

"And what was your name again?"

"Yackson."

I want to be a pornstar. Even if I completely suck, they will still give me a firm raise.

By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

"Dick, you're fired."

"I'd buy that for a dollar."

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.

And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.

And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.