Employment jokes
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance on the cliff, so I pushed her over because I lost my balance!
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??