I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
