Employment jokes
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.
I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.
Why did Stephen Hawking get sacked from his job?
Because he was always rolling in late.
A down-on-his-luck Newfoundlander takes a job in Toronto. He hates every minute of it. The housing is overpriced, the traffic a bottleneck. Frustrated, he starts saving every penny until he can buy a car to go home to the outport.
Eventually someone takes pity on him and offers to sell him a car with no reverse for fifty bucks.
"I takes it!" the Newfie replies, "because I don't intends on coming back anyway."
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!