Resume jokes
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
Memes
A man goes into a job interview and sits down.
The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"
The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"
The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"
The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Memes
Community
Hello guys... it's been a while hasn't it. I have some updates for you guys 1. I started senior year! It's been pretty good so far. I did however move to the middle of nowhere for my apparent "issues" and I'll probably move back in a month or so to resume my studies in my home town. 2. I just got out of a psych ward two weeks ago and my mental health is so much better. Thanks to my friends and family, I have help no… Read more
hey guys, i just wanted to let you guys know some stuff. i am not able to go on this website as much as i used to because school is coming up for me and i have to resume my studies, also i kinda have more of a social life right now. ill come on every day but just not as often.