Alzheimers jokes

Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!

I forgot the joke.

Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."

Boy: "What's that?"

Grandpa: "What's what?"

What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

Old man goes to the doctor.

The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."

The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.

One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

A cop pulls over an old man.

The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

The old man said, "No."

I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.

She literally died a crazy bitch.

"Who am I? Why am I typing?"

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.

I love you.