A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he's sitting the the doctor's office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "well, at least I don't have cancer."
Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's.". The old man says "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
Breaking news man with altiemers forgets he’s blind and recovers form visual impairment
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
