Alzheimers jokes
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
I forgot the joke.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
you.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.
I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”