A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he's sitting the the doctor's office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "well, at least I don't have cancer."
Old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's.". The old man says "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
Breaking news man with altiemers forgets he’s blind and recovers form visual impairment
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to there other side!
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Yo mama is so fat she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's
Grandma I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s One second later Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's have reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Roger. (Roger who?) Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”
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