Alzheimers jokes
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.
I forgot the joke.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
I love you.
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A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.