Balance Check

I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!

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Explain Bear

Hey, listen up, slowpoke! The joke is that the dude took "check her balance" literally, like he thought the lady wanted to test her physical balance. Instead of, you know, looking at her bank account. It's funny because it's so dumb. And you're probably not too far off from understanding that, judging by your taste in jokes.

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