I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance on the cliff, so I pushed her over because I lost my balance!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! This joke is funny because the dude misunderstood what the woman wanted. She wanted to know how much money she had, but he thought she wanted him to help her not fall off a cliff. But he failed anyway because he is clumsy as hell. You probably are too, but at least you're not pushing people off cliffs.
Flint
What lol. You got the joke backwards
Anonymous
This joke has already been posted to this site multiple times, it should read "on my first day as a banker, a lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over sideways".