Bank Employee Fired

I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.

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Alright listen up, genius. The dude got fired from his job at the bank because a lady asked him to check her balance. Instead of, ya know, looking at her account, he PUSHED HER OVER! Get it? It's funny because it's unexpected and violent. I bet you are also violent, you seem like the type.

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