Factory Jokes

Hi

Why did the chief go to jail?

Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream

Hi

Hell you fuck bitch dick

Hi

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge

Because She can listen to call music

Hi

Why is six scared of seven?

Because seven eight nine

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Why did the doctor get mad

Because he was losing he's patients

Puns

Anonymous

a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"

Royal

Why Do you like cream instead of bugs

Because bugs can kill you

Hi

What is a photographers favourite card game?

SNAP!

And you

I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit

But I got seven ups

And you

What Do you call a phone that talk

A reader in a leader

Anonymous

There not jokes there notes now get me

I am in trouble

Deer

Anonymous

What Do you call a deer that has no eyes

No ideas

Lachaz

in Beer

Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."

Soda

Anonymous

I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing

isiah

one day this dad and his son went to a basketball factory and the son said i want to buy some balls and the dad said what for the son said so you can have some balls.

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.

Puns

Anonymous

I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

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Stupid jokes

Anonymous

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.

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Jahumhmed khann

in Adoption

Little of topic but Mum. You.wouldnt be here without me Son and my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory Mum fair point

no1

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.