I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory?
For Throwing Out the W's
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
Your Birth Certificate is an apology from the Condom factory
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones so I throwaway the bent ones
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.
Why was tickle me Elmo upset when he left the factory? Because they only gave him one test tickle
Why did the doctor get mad
Because he was losing he's patients
Where are average things manafactured? The satisfactory!
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory. Two test-tickles
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo I got a glock and it’s pointing at you
I can't believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean... All I did was take a day off!
