I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.

i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."

Stephen Hawkings just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?

Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…

Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory?

For Throwing Out the W’s

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? – She was fed up with the hole business.

After an explosion at a French cheese factory… all that was left was De Brie

a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”

An unfortunate accident happend at the nestlè factory,a man nammed joe was seriously injourd because a box of choclates fell on him. Every time he said “The choclates are on me!” every one cheerid.

Thank you for reading if you use this on another catagory please give me credit by saying my name at the end. P.s my name is None of your buissnes. Seriously.

I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!

I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing

Your Birth Certificate is an apology from the Condom factory

Your brith certificate is like a apology from the condom factory…

I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory