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Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
Hell you fuck bitch dick
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge
Because She can listen to call music
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine
Why did the doctor get mad
Because he was losing he's patients
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
Why Do you like cream instead of bugs
Because bugs can kill you
What is a photographers favourite card game?
SNAP!
I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
What Do you call a phone that talk
A reader in a leader
There not jokes there notes now get me
I am in trouble
What Do you call a deer that has no eyes
No ideas
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing
one day this dad and his son went to a basketball factory and the son said i want to buy some balls and the dad said what for the son said so you can have some balls.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.
I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.
Little of topic but Mum. You.wouldnt be here without me Son and my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory Mum fair point
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.