a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.
Why did the doctor get mad
Because he was losing he's patients
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.
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Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge
Because She can listen to call music
I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory?
For Throwing Out the W's
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
Stephen Hawkings just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
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What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
Your Birth Certificate is an apology from the Condom factory
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones so I throwaway the bent ones
