I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory?
For Throwing Out the W's
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
Your Birth Certificate is an apology from the Condom factory
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones so I throwaway the bent ones
Why was tickle me Elmo upset when he left the factory? Because they only gave him one test tickle
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.
Stephen Hawkings just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of...
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's
Where are average things manafactured? The satisfactory!
your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory
Why did the doctor get mad
Because he was losing he's patients