Factory jokes
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory, and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work.
Paddy agrees to tell Seamus' wife the bad news. He knocks on the door, and Seamus' wife answers. "What's happened, Paddy?" Paddy frowns. "I'm sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, I'm so sorry." She started to cry and asked Paddy: "Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, "No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.