Factory jokes

A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"

Why did the chief go to jail?

Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory, and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work.

Paddy agrees to tell Seamus' wife the bad news. He knocks on the door, and Seamus' wife answers. "What's happened, Paddy?" Paddy frowns. "I'm sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, I'm so sorry." She started to cry and asked Paddy: "Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, "No, he got out 3 times for a pee."

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the doctor get mad?

Because he was losing his patients.

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.

Why is six scared of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?

Because she can listen to call music.

I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.

After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out the W's.

I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.

It was soda-pressing.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

Many soles were lost.

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?

Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.