Factory jokes
I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory, and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work.
Paddy agrees to tell Seamus' wife the bad news. He knocks on the door, and Seamus' wife answers. "What's happened, Paddy?" Paddy frowns. "I'm sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, I'm so sorry." She started to cry and asked Paddy: "Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, "No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.