Factory

Factory Jokes

Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.

a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"

Why did the chief go to jail?

Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream

Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of...

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