I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.

I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.

It was soda-pressing.

i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s

Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory?

For Throwing Out the W’s

Stephen Hawkings just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?

Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of…

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? – She was fed up with the hole business.

After an explosion at a French cheese factory… all that was left was De Brie

a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed “no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!”

I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!

I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!

Your Birth Certificate is an apology from the Condom factory

Your brith certificate is like a apology from the condom factory…

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

Some dude called me a tool

So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.

Guess he was right :/

credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol

I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing