Employment jokes
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
I saw this little girl crying. I asked her where her parents were. She cried more, man, I love working at an orphanage.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
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hey, its mal for those who care, i wanted to let you know this is the last you'll hear from me. my account has already been deleted, which is why im posting as an anon. this site isn't good for me, time-management wise and mentally, and with college coming up and being busy with a full-time job, its best for me to give this site up. i wasn't active much anyway. charlie, my daughter, im sorry. i love you dearly and iv… Read more
I work tmwr </3
yall still use dis site? jobs