Hit by a bus

My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.

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Explain Bear

Listen here, smarty pants. The joke is that the person almost lost their job because they were too happy that their ex got hit by a bus. It's funny because you would think they'd be sad but instead they are celebrating. If that ain't funny to you, you're probably as dense as a brick wall!

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