Education jokes

What do orphans and homework have in common?

Everybody forgets about them.

How many letters are in the English Alphabet?

Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.

Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.

Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.

Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?

Because his answers were netherrite.

Why were the students jealous of the orphan?

He never had any homework!

(I'm going to hell for this)

Why can't an orphan go to school?

They have no one to sign the parent signature.

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

Like if you hate school.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”

Johnny: “A new bike!”

Why did the orphan misbehave in school?

Because the principal couldn't call their parents.

What is everyone’s favorite class?

None, because people don’t like school.

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?

Because it always cheated.

Teacher: Why were you late?

Me: Traffic.

Teacher: Did I did it?

Me: Did I even blame it on you?

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

Why do orphans get in trouble at school?

Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.

Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?

Because he didn’t do his homework.

A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?

B: Because today we had a parent meetup.