Education jokes

What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?

Vegetable soup.

I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

We have the best schools for it.

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

Why is a waiter good at math?

Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.

I love school.

I did a good job of being home from school.

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

Lawrence in maths ;)

"Have fun at school night" is what?

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

What did a car say hi to?

It said hi to the school.

Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.