Education jokes
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Like if you hate school.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.