Education jokes
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Memes
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.