Education jokes
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Memes
Like if you hate school.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.