Education jokes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.
This. This is my class.
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Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
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Funny Test Answers #5
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Like if you hate school.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.