Education jokes
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Funny Test Answers #5
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."