Education jokes
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
Funny Test Answers #5
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.