The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Like if you hate school.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
