Education jokes
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What do cheetahs do when they get a test?
They cheat!!!
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?