Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
devora malka, the nora school, silver springs maryland also known as opal
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
what do you call it when school starts in africa?
black to school
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late I asked her why did you send James out to the hall? She said he was a little tardy I replied to her I thought they all were
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late I asked her why did you send James out to the hall? She said she was a little tardy I asked her are I thought they all were
Why are Asians good at math? Because the dog can’t eat their homework
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Why didn't the child go to school? Because he died of a heroin overdose.
What does Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
What is a pedophiles favourite age range? 9 11
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS
I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cook book in the women’s sports section
hahahahaha.........Autism.
One day a local pastor was visiting the home of some parishioners who had a teenage son. The parents were worried about what career their son would choose, so the pastor said he had a simple test that could predict what would become of him.
He would put three objects on a table and let the young man choose whichever one he wanted to have: a Bible, a wallet, and a bottle of scotch. If the boy chose the Bible, he would probably become a priest; if he chose the wallet, he'd be a banker; and if he chose the bottle, he'd become a worthless bum.
So the parents called their son into the room, and the pastor told him he could have whichever object he wished. When the boy promptly picked up all three, the pastor cried out, "Heaven forbid! He's going to be a Jesuit!"
Dogs say woof Cows say moo Idiots say “The site will be less dead when school starts again”
Teacher: How much is a gram? Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook all they wanted was books but got magazines instead
