Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
