Education jokes

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

The Moodle Page

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

Why was the PUBG player sad?

Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?

No.

Neither did she.

What goes up but never goes down?

My grades.

(I wish)

What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?

Homecoming.

What's the difference between school and Hell?

There is no difference.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂