Education jokes
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Rice Middle School
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).