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Education Jokes
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
