Education jokes

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

The Moodle Page

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."

Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.