Education jokes

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

The Moodle Page

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."

Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.