Education jokes

Why did the orphan misbehave in school?

Because the principal couldn't call their parents.

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

The Moodle Page

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?

Why did the orphan go outside the school?

Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.

People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."

Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?

A. Sunday school!

Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.

What did you call a school that got blown up?

Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).

What do you call a rapper with a PhD?

A rap scholar.