Education jokes
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)