Education jokes

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

What goes up but never goes down?

My grades.

(I wish)

What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?

Homecoming.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.

What do you call a school that can talk?

A school with a face!

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?