Education jokes
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Like if you hate school.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
"Have fun at school night" is what?
I did a good job of being home from school.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.