Education jokes

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.

The Blonde got a Ph.D.?

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?

Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?

Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?

Because he needs the parent's signature.

I love school.

I did a good job of being home from school.

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

Why is a waiter good at math?

Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

Lawrence in maths ;)

What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.

"Have fun at school night" is what?

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

What did a car say hi to?

It said hi to the school.

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

We have the best schools for it.

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

"Where do young trees go to learn?"

"Elementree school."