Education jokes
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Everybody does this
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣