Education jokes
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Like if you hate school.