Education jokes

The Blonde got a Ph.D.?

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?

On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?

Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?

Because he needs the parent's signature.

A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?

B: Because today we had a parent meetup.

Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?

Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

Why is a waiter good at math?

Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣

Lawrence in maths ;)

What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

"Have fun at school night" is what?

I love school.

I did a good job of being home from school.

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

What did a car say hi to?

It said hi to the school.

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!