Education jokes

Why is a waiter good at math?

Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

We have the best schools for it.

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

"Where do young trees go to learn?"

"Elementree school."

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

Lawrence in maths ;)

"Have fun at school night" is what?

I did a good job of being home from school.

I love school.

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.

What did a car say hi to?

It said hi to the school.

Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?