Education jokes
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Lawrence in maths ;)
I love school.
I did a good job of being home from school.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.