Education jokes
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Like if you hate school.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Lawrence in maths ;)
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
I love school.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣