In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Education Jokes
Lawrence in maths ;)
"Have fun at school night" is what?
I did a good job of being home from school.
I love school.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
