Economy jokes
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
A man entered the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money. Then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back into his account.
The teller asked the man why he withdrew the money and deposited it back. Then the man replied, "I wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records."
Lol
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store? She called for a price check.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they don’t really work.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.