End Of The World jokes

Can I get a building license?

It's the end of the world!

Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.

People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.

Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?

Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.

you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.

People are making end of the world jokes, like there's no tomorrow.

A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.