Cow's Lack of Funds

The joke plays on the word 'milk'. It uses the literal act of milking cows and relates it to the idea of someone being drained of their money. So, like a cow that's been milked, they have nothing left. It's a wordplay on being 'milked dry'.

• Cow
• Money
• Milk
• Dry
• Farmer
• Agriculture

• What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
• Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
• How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
• Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.