Octopus' Vet Bill

  • I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

    Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.

    But the vet charged me six quid.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is that "quid" sounds like "squid". "Quid" is a slang term for the British pound. You are so dumb that I bet you think the British pound is a weight measurement and not a currency. You should be embarrassed.

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