I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Octopus' Vet Bill
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is that "quid" sounds like "squid". "Quid" is a slang term for the British pound. You are so dumb that I bet you think the British pound is a weight measurement and not a currency. You should be embarrassed.