Economy jokes
Walmart (DYM 73).
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
ASDA.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!