Economy jokes
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
Memes
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!