Economy jokes
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
150,000$
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
Gan cube prices?
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.