Economy jokes
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Walmart (DYM 73).
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.