What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
