Economy jokes
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll fuck you for $10." The boy says, “I would, but I don't have any money.” She says, “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok, so they go upstairs and fuck.
The prostitute says, “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
I suffered The Great Depression.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.