A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
Thrifty Scotsman
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty pants! This Scotsman dude is trying to save a few bucks. Instead of paying for a haircut, which costs more, he asks for a shave on his head, which is cheaper. Get it? It's 'cause he's being cheap! And you are definitely not Scottish!
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