Occupy Wall Street

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying the person is so obese they could take up the entire area of Wall Street, which is kinda big, ya know? It's like saying you're so dumb you think the Earth is flat... which, judging by this joke, ain't far off.

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