Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Walmart (DYM 73).
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
150,000$
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
ASDA.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
