Economy jokes
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
150,000$
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.