Economy jokes
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
150,000$
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.