Economy jokes
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.