Economy jokes

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.

Kid: How much do you get paid?

Teacher: Minimum wage.

I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.

I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?

Coronavirus and toilet paper.

Why can't homeless people buy a house?

'Cause they live on the streets.

Walmart (DYM 73).

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.

I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...

Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.

A lot of the time he will take things for granite.

A lot of counter-offers were made.

What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?

They both be flying??

According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?

He was not worth keeping.

Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?

A: They give you more bids.

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

ASDA.