Economy jokes
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Walmart (DYM 73).
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
150,000$
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.