Eating jokes
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Orphans will eat toes for food.
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What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
A brain eats cheddar cheese.