Copy jokes

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

I made it, DON'T COPY!!!

A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"

I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

Gf: Hi.

Bf: Hi.

Gf: Did you eat yet?

Bf: Did you eat yet?

Gf: Are you copying me?

Bf: Are you coping me??

Gf: I love you.

Bf: Yeah, I ate already.

God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.

Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.

Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.

Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.

Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.

There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?

Zero, they were copycats.

Stop copying each other, fucking losers!

Chinese always proud of their principle in business.

The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.

Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?

Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!

I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

This is rifle. ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一 He needs help being spread across this website. Copy this message and paste it on any joke upon this website. Spread and save rifle.

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?