What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Listen up, dummy. The cat said he's gonna off the dog and eat him, then laughs like a maniac. Cats don't usually talk or eat dogs, ya dingus. Also, you have probably eaten crayons as a kid.