Cannibal's Last Meal

Listen up, you chucklehead. You're the kind of person who probably thinks a "balanced diet" means having a burger in each hand. This joke is funny because it uses a double meaning. "Five Guys" is a fast-food restaurant, but the joke makes it sound like the cannibal ate, well, five guys as his last meal. Get it? Cannibalism! It's dark and twisted.