You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
You're Fat
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, butterball! This joke is saying you're so fat that you'd even eat the sugar used to coat things to make 'em taste better. It's like saying you have a black hole for a stomach! People who are overweight are often affected by heart diseases, diabetes, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, and even some cancers.
Carol
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