Why is a Sweet potato cassarol so sweet? cause it's so SWEET TO EAT
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
have you tryed eating a clock.......its TIME CONSUMING
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face
Why does people eat banana's because it's appealing!!!!
why did 1 eat 2 cuz he was hungry
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
What type of jam can you not eat? Traffic jam
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
What's better than a pile of dead babies.
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat it's way out.
“Well,” he says, “It’s what mommy calls me sometimes.”
The little girl screams, “Don’t eat it! It’s a fucking asshole.”
The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
What do indian hip hop artists eat. rice rice baby
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms??? Your mom!!!!!
