Dont jokes
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks, "Hey, if I can make you laugh, I don’t have to pay." The girl in the window says, "Okay." The guy says, "A little boy named Timmy lost his arms." The girl says, "Oh no!" The guy says, "And his dad left him when he was 4." The girl says, "Uhh yeah." The guy says, "Okay, I guess I’ll be paying then." The girl asks, "Okay, and what name will that be under?" The guy says, "Timmy, I’m Timmy."
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...