Dark Comparisons

The jokes are very dark and play on sensitive topics like death, suicide, and the vulnerability of orphans. The first joke uses the discovery of water on Mars to imply a competition between Mars and Africa, but is ultimately nonsensical and dark. The second uses wordplay to create a violent image and the third plays on the sad reality of orphans to create a morbid association to apples.

• Water
• Africa
• Orphan
• Difference
• Suicide
• Orphanage

• What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
• What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.