Dont jokes
The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.