Dont jokes

Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?

Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.

Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.

Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.

The Good Old Days.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.

Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.

I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.

The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.

They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.

My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.

This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.

Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?

Because they're EGGstinct!

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."

Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.