Dont jokes
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).